Up, Up, and Away and Then What ?

Artists can be compared in many ways to native Americans, and before I get thirty different racist comments, listen. Artists are great at using what we have, or can find and fix in our art. We upcycle, recycle, craft, dumpster dive, use found objects, and generally try not to throw anything away, like native Americans with their food. Great, so now that I have explained myself, why is it that other people and professions can't be like this when trying to “express” themselves?

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The Path to the Know-Mad part 1, The High Seas

Someone once told me “If you want to find yourself, travel and never stop”. Like many, all I have ever wanted to know is who I am, and what I am meant to do, so traveling I go. Shortly after my divorce, my best friend and I, went on a cruise ( which was meant to be her proposal cruise, oops) to Bermuda. This was both of our firsts, and we got to experience it together. For the purpose of protection, I have changed the names, and for purpose of being comically accurate we transcribed our favorite moments of the trip.

Bermuda...

“*Attention Passengers* Alert from the Captain! The stabilizers have quit, the boat is now on fire, Please make a swift exit over the port side rail, because it is not raining over there. Please beware of killer porpoises...”

"how would you like your coffee? In my saucer of course!"

~Boat shakes~ "ROCK" ~Boat Shakes~ "WHALE"

When you are creative, have great timing and are tripping from large doses of Dramamine, I believe you get much funnier.

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Fishsticks are horrible

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Corny Conspiracy

Candy corn is said to have been invented in the 1880s by George Renninger of the Philadelphia, PA-based Wunderle Candy Company. The wonderful staple for Halloween, with its three layers of autumn colors, have stood as a pillar of the season for over 150 years. But does the story really end there, or is something much more sinister at work this Halloween season?

The untold story of candy corn is enough to shake you right out of your Ghostbuster boots. While George Renninger was the inventor in 1880, sadly he passed away in 1895, and his son kept the patent of Candy Corn going through the 1950's. It was then, on his death bed, and with no heir to speak of that George's son made a terrible decision. They would make 50 tons of candy corn, and store them in large, abandoned barn silos. This would allow for the candy corn to continue long past his death. Although the candy was not all that popular, having that much candy on hand made it impossible for the Company to refuse, and so they continued to distribute the candy corn. The factory was shut down, and the molds broken. And candy corn would never be made again.

Every year the shelves are stocked for Halloween candy, enough to bring dentists to their knees, and the candy corn still appears. Still using up the remaining candy corn from the barn silos of the 1950's, no change in the recipe, no new candy corn created, just feeding the unsuspecting public the old, stale corn shaped, sugary wax treats. Until there are no more...

This blog is fictitious and meant only to entertain.

Inferno--- Is it Hot in Here??

What do you write about when you have torn an entire religion apart and debunked a savior? Hell? In this third installment of Dan Brown’s Robert Langdon adventure, we find ourselves in an eerie view of Dante’s Inferno, part of the Divine Comedy, and the most widely used depiction of Hell. However in this delineation, we dive straight into action blindly, as Robert wakes up injured in a hospital, without his memory of the last 2 days, including where he is or who tried to kill him.






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Black Dirt Bandits

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Read my new blog post about my friends the Black Dirt Bandits. And introduce yourself to their amazing story and music!