Someone
once told me “If you want to find yourself, travel and never stop”.
Like many, all I have ever wanted to know is who I am, and what I am
meant to do, so traveling I go. Shortly after my divorce, my best
friend and I, went on a cruise ( which was meant to be her proposal
cruise, oops) to Bermuda. This was both of our firsts, and we got to
experience it together. For the purpose of protection, I have changed
the names, and for purpose of being comically accurate we transcribed
our favorite moments of the trip.
Bermuda...
“*Attention Passengers* Alert from the Captain! The stabilizers have quit, the boat is now on fire, Please make a swift exit over the port side rail, because it is not raining over there. Please beware of killer porpoises...”
"how would you like your coffee? In my saucer of course!"
~Boat shakes~ "ROCK" ~Boat Shakes~ "WHALE"
“*Attention Passengers* Alert from the Captain! The stabilizers have quit, the boat is now on fire, Please make a swift exit over the port side rail, because it is not raining over there. Please beware of killer porpoises...”
"how would you like your coffee? In my saucer of course!"
~Boat shakes~ "ROCK" ~Boat Shakes~ "WHALE"
When
you are creative, have great timing and are tripping from large doses
of Dramamine, I believe you get much funnier.
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